I know some of you out there are worried about climate change.
I’m here to help.
If it gets too hot, here’s what to do. Go out to your SUV, start her up, and flick on the AC. Stay in there until you’re cooled down.
Alternatively, if it’s too cold, here’s what to do. Go out to your SUV, start her up, and turn on the heater. Stay in there until you feel warm again.
Now, somebody’s going to say these are just short-term solutions, and I have to admit, that’s true. So, if you get tired of sitting in your car, here’s what you do.
It it’s too hot, go to the airport and catch a flight to someplace nice and cool.
If it’s too cold, go to the airport and catch a flight to someplace nice and warm.
Whatever you do, don’t let this climate change thing force you to change the way you like to live. Be the boss!
That’s it.
Happy to help.