How to choose a President, 2024 version

Qualities I am looking for in a candidate for President:

1. Youth
2. Good looks
3. Great hair
4. Excellent bone structure
5. Entertaining. This could mean . . .
   1. Funny
   2. Inspiring speaker
   3. Crazy mo-fo, don’t know what s/he will say or do next
6. No smarter or better informed than I am, because that makes me nervous
7. Promises cheap gas and groceries

‘K bye, gotta get back to my TV program.