PW#9 Things that come to mind when looking out of the window right now

Well I see some trees which makes me think of monkeys, so i’m going to write a story based on looking at one thing and then letting the ADHD do the rest for me. Once upon a time there were blue monkeys in a tree with orange grapes. But what the monkeys didn’t know was that the grapes were actually cantaloupe, which are poison for raccoons. Yes you heard me right the monkeys are now raccoons and they are all named Pete. Suddenly they decide to become pigeons and go dancing on the telephone wires, but when they do that they jump into the ocean and swim for their lives, because of the giraffe that is chasing them is a really fast swimmer. All of a sudden the giraffe has 42000 heads and is flying with 13 pairs of wings, and as it flies closer to the group of scared pigeon walruses, it begins to sprout eyeballs on all of it’s 937 legs. “Jump!” yelled Pete. As they were swimming, “How do we jump we are in the ocean!!” “Oh, shut up Pete!” “Pete, Pete, stop it!” And suddenly all of the watermelons die out due to the cambrian explosion, because they time traveled using the escalator.

Author: Lyla

I am me. You are not.

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