Before I start, I really should clarify that I don’t actually have a cat and never have. Also, out of all those non-existent cats, none of them have died. But, I bet you that title caught your eye, didn’t it? Anyways, to get to the story. Wait, I haven’t come up with a story idea yet… Maybe I’ll just type and see where I go. You know, sometimes it’s good to just let your mind wander and see what crazy scenario you come up with. I’ll tell you one of mine: I started really high above on a platform. Then I looked over the edge and saw a square. That square looked like it was just a chunk of a city but in the middle of space. Suddenly a unicorn charged at me from behind. We went flying over the edge and towards the ground. When I was spinning through the air the night sky turned neon green. Then I turned to face this octopus that falling with me, Carl, and he was eating a cantaloupe. Then, a bunch of balloons and confetti stopped me from falling and I came back to reality. I like doing that when I’m bored because it always turns out very interesting. Also, you might have realized now that a lot is going on in my head. Anyways, that is the end of my story. Bye 🙂