Dedicated to TFG & Co., with apologies to the great Duke Ellington.
If you,
must take the Fifth, eh?
you,
will quickly find yourself to be in prison.
If you,
don’t take the Fifth, eh?
you’ll
find an even quicker way to prison.
Hurry, hurry, stop your mumblin’
All your clever schemes are crumblin’
When,
you take that Fifth, eh?
soon,
you’ll be sitting pretty up in prison!