PW #4- I am suing Cocomelon!

When winter break finally began I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. I would have never guessed that I would be stuck at home with parental control (logs you off the wifi), doing chores, and listening to the torturing sounds coming from the TV which we all know as cocomelon. If you don’t know what cocomelon is, I will not be telling you because you will forever be traumatized with the sounds of ‘singing’ nursery rhymes and they will be trapped in your head. Like at this very moment, ‘Wheels On The Bus’ is playing in my head! I advise you to NEVER search it up. My 2 year old cousin came over and he is definitely an ipad kid. I always found cocomelon being stupid and despised those animated characters. I LOVE animations and I’m pretty sure I made that very clear, but whoever created cocomelon has put an eternity of pain upon many parents. I have never heard anyone saying, “I love cocomelon it’s awesome! It teaches my kid so much and is very entertaining!” Do you know why? BECAUSE IT SUCKS! It is so stupid. The worst part about it is definitely when my 2 year old cousin drags me to the couch and forces me to watch cocomelon and if I don’t obey, then he will throw a big tantrum until I listen. I am pretty sure that I am officially mentally insane and the only one to blame is cocomelon. Cocomelon owns me a new brain! One day, I was sleeping in because I don’t have to wake up for anything. I was having the best dream ever where I was saving the world and suddenly-
MY TWO YEAR OLD COUSIN IS SLAPPING ME ON THE FACE AND TELLING ME TO WAKE UP! Why is he up so early (it was 9:00)! I can’t forget the random beef he has with my glasses. When I least expect it or when he wants my attention, he takes my glasses and slams them on the ground. My glasses have been through more than many people in this world. Surprisingly, they’re not broken… yet. They do have a lot of scratch marks and I can barely see, but it’s fine! Even after all of the torture this kid put me through, he is still one of my favourite people and I love him to bits. Don’t ask why, I just do. I love this kid.