The Crazy Man by Pamela Porter, 214 pages.
When I read a good book, I think about
the way it’s written.
And I think about the style of writing The author uses and how it Affects the novel.
Things I Enjoyed About The Crazy Man: One: Tragedy [...]
How many souls must Hitler gun down, Before you call him a jerk? Yes, ‘n’ how many hearts did George Bush bomb, Before they called upon the queen? Yes, ‘n’ how many times must Obama raise his hand, Before Iraq unites in peace? The answer, my friend, is bombin’ in Baghdad The answer is [...]
If I had a rubbish I’d throw away to the river I’d throw away to the ocean All over this earth I’d throw out the dusts I’d throw out the rubbish I’d throw out rubbish between the heaven and hell of evil All over this earth
If I had a bomb I’d blow it in the city I’d blow it in [...]
Come gather round students and listen to me A really good pastiche is something to see The sounds are important, including the rhymes, And the words should have power and meaning.
If you want to imitate somebody’s song, It can’t be too short and it can’t be too long. The rhythms and stresses [...]
How many pens must a student use
Before he is proud of himself?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times must he timidly smile
Before he can laugh out loud?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times must he shout out loud
Before he gets a good life?
The answer, my friend, is rolling in your [...]
How many words must a person finds out
Before she call him a man~
Yes ‘n’ how many foods must a person eat and drink~
Before he sleeps in the ground?
Yes ‘n’ how many times must the chicken eggs fly?
Before they’re forever boiled
The answer, Li fan, is blowing in [...]
This Song Pastiche is on “If I had a hammer”
If this was my homework
I’d do it in the morning
I’d do it in the evening
All my precious time
I’d not think about it
And use my time wisely
I’d now be playing games with my best friend and my [...]
If I had money
If I had a dollar
I’d buy sweets in the morning
I’d buy sweets in the evening
All over this town
I’d buy gobstoppers
I’d buy [...]
I wish I knew how it would feel to be a tree. I wish I could feel all the winds around me. I wish I could see all the birds that I can see. See them fly, see them sing. For the whole wide trees to feel.
I wish I could feel All the [...]
Diana Lee, 9N
If I have a small fish
It would swim in the daybreak
It would swim in the sundown
All over this state
It would swim without danger
It would swim without caution
It would swim out love between my buddies and neighbors
All over this place
If I have a [...]