English 9A

Pastiche on Catcher in the Rye:

-       Holden looking after the kids

I had nothing to do. I had nowhere to go. So I was walking down the street just to use up my goddamn boring free time. I thought maybe I could go down to one of the bars around here, but since [...]

A lot of people listen to me and think I hate the world. I don’t, really. I just hate the goddam phonies in it. You have to listen to them yammer on and on about their pointless, phony lives like it really matters, until you [...]

I love my sister Phoebe, but she can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. Like this one night when I left my room to smoke a cigarette outside, she caught me in the hall and dragged me to her room (for a [...]

Pastiche – The Catcher in the Rye

What if Holden was fat?

After I said goodbye to Phoebe in front of my house’s door, I walked all the way downstairs, instead of taking the elevator. It was quiet harsh, and my T-shirt got goddam sweat all over. When I came down, I directly faced [...]

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know are where I am now, and how my lousy new school is like, and how my new friends are like. If you want to know the truth is that I don’t really like to talk about it but [...]

Anyways, I was in some sort of place called Suzhou. This guy Emery i met told me about Suzhou which is in some country called China. I decided to like meet him and his friend i think is called Jeremy or something. They were playing basketball together, Jeremy was putting his hand way up [...]

Holden On Water Pollution Serena A. Ahmad 9N English I don’t know why these goddamn people keep polluting my water. I mean, I drink that stuff! Kids drink that water, and so do you! So why do all you people keep putting your waste in the water? You are all such phonies. You wanna [...]

5 years later

     I was strolling down a goddam street on a rainy day. I had no goddam umbrella. I didn’t mind getting wet, though. Dammit. It was raining like someone’s pouring water from the sky! I didn’t really care. It just made me feel so mad because I must be looking like [...]